TFSP News Quiz: 120517

1) A grandmother is speaking out in disgust after she ordered a set of stick-on gold letters for her 9 year old granddaughter who instead got this item delivered to her:

A) A how-to manual detailing how you can make lethal weapons at home

B) A dick-shaped stress ball

C) A “Rabbit” sex toy wand

D) A children’s book titled “Mommy & Daddy’s Divorce Is Not Your Fault”

2) A 23 year old Chicago man ended going to the hospital with a series of sever blisters that spread over his entire lower lip and most of his chin after he did this:

A) Sipped boiling hot water from a tea kettle

B) Applied animal feces to his face because he heard it would promote facial hair growth

C) Tried to pop a pimple with a carpentry blade

D) While getting a lap dance from a stripper, he touched his bare lips to her anus

3) Florida Daily Dubbs: A teacher was forced to alert the authorities in Florida, after a student turned a paper in that the student's step-father had added a little extra something to:

A) A message the father had scribbled onto the homework about when and where he was going to buy cocaine

B) A note to the teacher explicitly telling her what sexual positions he’d like to see her in, plus his phone number

C) A detailed doodle of a mass school shooting

D) A threat that if the teacher didn’t give his stepson at least a B on this paper, he would come down to the school and make her suck his dick

4) A town in Ireland that happens to be the home of a Viagra factory is complaining that the fumes from the factory are doing this to the locals:

A) Causing massive and chronic migraines

B) Making it impossible to enjoy a meal as the fumes are stomach turning

C) Causing high blood pressure among men and women alike

D) Giving men (and male animals even) non-stop boners

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