Which heister are YOU?

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Find Your Heister Persona!

Ready to uncover your inner heister? This quiz dives deep into your personality and choices, helping you determine which heister archetype you align with the most. From tactical thinkers to thrill-seeking risk-takers, discover what makes you tick in the world of high-stakes heists!

Take this entertaining quiz to:

Explore your heisting style
Understand your strengths in heist scenarios
Connect with like-minded heisters

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by SneakyThief202

In a heist would you rather...

Lead the heist and charge in on the frontlines?

Strategise and carefully plan your entry?

Help and support your equally heisty teammates?

Stealthily slide around and stay at the back?

In the heist, your aim is to...

Bond with your heist pack?

Finish the mission as quickly and efficiently as possible?

Who cares as long as you’re having a hesity good time?

Achieve your long time goal and gain a sense of pride?

What heister weapons would you bring?

Just your fists and a strong sense of masculine toxicity?

Guns, probably. You’re the type to pull nunchucks out of thin air.

Concealed knives- simple but effective.

You’d prefer not to fight really; just a good spirited heist!

Something has gone wrong! You’re most likely to...

Calmly observe your situation, the heist hasn’t failed yet!

Internally panic, but externally keep cool. A lax heister is a safe heister.

Honestly it doesn’t really matter, you’re in it for the thrills and a run from the police never hurt anyone.

Silently die inside; this is not what you wanted.

ROLE PLAY~ You’re heisting in a pack and you just lost one of your teammates... What do you do?

It seems unlikely you’d ever end up in a team, but probably abandon them lmaoooo.

Search for them! The team comes first. This is something you have to put your foot down for.

Search for them until you’re satisfied that they’re not near you. You have a heist to worry about afterall.

Probably abandon them. They’re capable, their chances are better anyway.

ROLE PLAY~ You’re heisting alone... How do you spend your heisting breaks?

Sitting silently- don’t want to alert a potential enemy, afterall.

Why... Singing a hesity song of course!

Planning out the remainder of your heist- it’s imperative that everything goes to plan.

Idk man. You hope there are snacks though that’d really make your heist.

Final question! What’s your heist motto?

Heist is life BITCHES.

Happy heisting!

A safe heister is a happy heister.

Hesits are like school lunches- cold and wet but fulfilling.

Or so you thought! I lied :) What would be your ideal job in a pathetic world without heists?

Doctor/vet/teacher.

Scientist.

Artist/musician.

Something crazy and out there~ maybe a spy? Video game tester?

Here’s the Actual last question. How would you most like to heist?

Alone. No one to screw it up for me to screw it up for.

Preferably in a small group- capable people who could definitely help me in the heist.

In a large group. More people would be beneficial to the heist and more fun too!

The size doesn’t matter. As long as I have my way, things should go according to plan.

Which heister are YOU?

Find Your Heister Persona!

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