New Zealand Citizenship Test
Kiwiana Citizenship Challenge
Test your knowledge of New Zealand in this hilarious and cheeky citizenship quiz! Are you knowledgeable about Kiwiana culture, rugby, and delicious foods like Pavlova? Or will you tumble down the rabbit hole of playful insults and irreverent humor?
Features:
- Multiple choice questions
- Humorous tone
- Engaging and entertaining
- Great for Kiwis and newcomers alike!
Who Discovered New Zealand?
Mick Dundee
One of those pommy fuckwits in the silly hats
Columbus
Some poor maori cunt
The first All Black captain
Fuck you
Where is New Zealand?
Just off the coast of Who Gives A Fuck.
Where is anything, man?
Near Scotland
Fuck Australia.
None of the above
Stupid question
Who is the greatest ever New Zealander?
One of those dickhead rugby players
Mick Dundee
That guy that left
Fuck you, I left
No one, they're all wankers
Edmund Blackadder
What is the population of New Zealand?
Fuck-all
Even less than fuck-all
In the dozens
Fuck New Zealand.
12 million
More than the old one
Which of the following is NOT a rugby position?
2nd five eighth
Hooker
Slut
Half Forward
Gum Guard
Just fucken deport me already
Fuck rugby
New Zealand's Greatest Ever Music was made by
That fat maori fella
The symphony of The 2015 All Blacks
The Clean
The Verlaines
The Chills
Tall Dwarfs
Where would you like to be deported to after you fail this test?
Pitcairn Island please.
Anywhere but Australia
Your mums bumhole
The sun
The moon
Www.pornhub.com
The Verlaines
What the hell is a Pavlova?
Australian import
Surname of that Russian nutjob in Onehunga
Australian export
Fuck NZ
In English please
Maori word for "Russia"
A palaver in New Zealand
What job do you want to do in New Zealand?
Hooker
Dole bludger
Beneficiary
First Five Eighth
Trick question, nobody in NZ works.
Fuck NZ
Why the HELL did you answer "Dole Bludger" in the last question?
Ah shit, ya got me
Prefer not to say
I am a lazy cunt
I didn't understand any of the options at all so just guessed one
Just pay me, fuckface
What is a "rolling maul"?
The opposite of a stationary maul
You've misspelt "mall", thicko.
Try asking that to the Auckland Blues rugby team!
Fuck the Auckland Blues
Fuck the Cantabs
Fuck Rugby.
Fuck you.
Fuck malls
How many Polynesians are there in Auckland?
1 million metric fucktonnes
Wft is an "Auckland"?
Rarotonga
Rhodesia
I hate black people
We don't have that problem down here in Christchurch...
Why do the Cantabs hate brown people?
Because their mummy told them to
Most of them have the same mummy
Because brown people caused their earthquake
Because brown people will fuck you up at rugby
Fuck the Cantabs
What is a hangi?
A maori word
A maori house
A maori toilet
Go on, google it shithead
Obviously, where you take a big shit
Holy fuck, is this an actual question?
What is a "jaffa"?
Wanker
Awesome
Tosser
Dickhead
You
Ffs
How many people in a rugby team?
More than enough
Fuck rugby
Wft is the deal with all these fucken rugby questions?
No people, just savages.
I am a sensitive artist.
What was The Treaty of Waitangi?
First drawn rugby test of 1812
Who gives a shit
1066
Silly hats
My musket for your jaffas
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