The Ultimate Irrationality Quiz

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The Ultimate Irrationality Quiz

Are you ready to dive deep into the quirky corners of your personality? This engaging quiz will take you through a series of thought-provoking questions that challenge your opinions about media, historical figures, and even your emotional management skills.

Uncover your inner complexity with questions like:

Your go-to response to moral dilemmas
Historical figures you resonate with
How you wish to deal with omnipotent wish-granting devices

15 Questions4 MinutesCreated by QuestionableTaste423

Pick a line from the Navy SEAL Copypasta that speaks to you.

I have over 300 confirmed kills

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

Pick a Ghost Stories Quote!

�Just me dying is unforgivable. Everyone should die.”

�Now I know why poor people bitch all the time!”

�That little shit. Remind me why I’m his friend again?”

“The real problem is that demon that’s pulling a Linda Blair with my cat. I don't suppose you know any exorcists, or Al Sharpton?"

�It must be nice to have a friend. Everyone here hates me.”

"God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of ever laying my eyes on, I can't wait for this bitch to kill you."

�Oh, you’d be surprised by the number of transgressions a filthy sinner like you can rack up in a day!”

“It’s not right to teach a child to respond with violence, he should follow the example of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and forgive his persecutors."

You make a decision that goes against your moral code. How do you rectify your error?

I yeet myself off a bridge

I try to make it up to the people I’ve wronged.

I go on a long journey of self-discovery, leading my friends and loved ones to conclude that I did option #1

I probably went against my morals to achieve my primary goal, so idgaf.

What moral code?

Pick a plot synopsis of something I like unrelated to the Best Bois

Groundhog Day but with PTSD

80 episodes of figuring out a guy’s name only for it not to be revealed in the end

A man describes his journeys to Persia, only it’s incredibly obvious he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is just making shit up.

Dogs escape inhumane animal testing only to almost drown. The author intervenes in the story to say that his daughters threw a fit because they wanted the dogs to live, so he wrote an unrealistic but happy ending.

What if Cthulhu were sexy?

Agatha Christie but anime and also it takes 200+ hours

A man dies and must use his very limited range of movement to figure out why

Harry Potter but it takes place in outer space and everyone is named after food

Someone offers you $1000 if you Kill 10 people. There is no risk that you will be caught. Will you accept this offer?

Of course not! The idea of murder is abhorrent.

It depends on who the 10 people are.

I will refuse if I must directly kill the people.

$1000 isn’t a lot of money.

I accept, but I am disinterested in the money. I just want the unrestricted ability to Murder.

Describe your best friend

Less intelligent than me, of course, but an overall good person. Loyal, and good at taking notes.

Dead

I have no friends.

Birds

They made me into a slightly less shitty person. Slightly.

A kind and good person who is more emotionally available than I am.

Someone whom I have known for a long time and trust deeply.

I didn’t know how important they were until they were gone.

What is your worst flaw?

I can be quite finicky.

I’m not very good at expressing my feelings.

I’m more than willing to die at any given moment.

I’m a selfish asshole.

I have little to no empathy toward others.

I’m obsessive over minor things that have little to do with me.

I can’t keep my mouth shut, even when I really should.

I have little to no empathy toward others and I make bad puns.

You are offered one wish from an omnipotent wish-granting device. What is it?

I’d wish I could snap my fingers and everything would be clean/organized.

Revenge

Tbh I don’t have a wish; I just want the device because it sounds pretty.

I’d wish to accomplish my life’s goal.

I’d rather do the wish-granting. I like making others happy. :)

I want to die a horrible, bloody death that’s completely painless...

I’d wish to fix a past mistake.

I’d wish to take out a person/politician I dislike.

Choose a Code MENT Quote!

"So... What you’re saying is... that I... SHOULD KILL ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE!"

"If only there was some way to stall for time. If only somebody who'd obtained the recent attention of all rebel forces, somebody who'd freed a political prisoner from an armed escort, someone who'd escaped a FULL MILITARY MANHUNT, would help us, in this time of need. Someone...who likes white neckerchiefs."

"I'll fuck anyone up, I don't give a fuck! I'll kick Jude Law's ass! Yeah, yeah, keep your head down!"

"We are the Dark Knights for justice... because, as children, we were nursed on the milk of justice, and, as we grew up, we acquired a taste for justice. Now, as we get older, we once again desire the taste of justice... But we cannot find the milk, so we go to Starbucks, and we get a coffee, but it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS?! IT'S TERRIBLE! And, now, you all understand what our mission is."

� Two-thousand dollar tickets to the opera house, again?! I'm so done with musicals! Thanks for nothing, Dad!”

� Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!”

“ We're just gonna have to get money the old fashioned American way! By stealing it from old people!"

“Ah, but who is stupider? The one trying to kill himself or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself?"

Please pick something I have done that I’m not thrilled to admit:

That time I was talking about something legitimately upsetting to one of my closest friends and then immediately changed the topic to suggesting she watch HxH.

When I ended a friendship over Furry Discourse

When I would send entire text messages in Latin for no reason whatsoever knowing full well nobody but me could read it.

The time I dressed up as Hercule Poirot for homecoming and nobody stopped me

When I accidentally started playing anime on my car’s Bluetooth while some hapless mechanic tried to figure out why my car wasn't starting and he had to hear a Japanese man screaming while playing violin.

When I ordered stuffed birds online and nearly had a panic attack worrying that my grandmother might open the package.

When my friend assumed I was happy about the ending of Fate/Zero because of the naked Gilgamesh rather than the fact that it’s structured like a Greek tragedy

The fact that I spent a solid 4 years LARPing as warrior cats with like three other people and nobody bullied me

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