Who's your Buccleuch Street Bae p2

Pick a footwear

Clogs

Boat shoes

Battered old loafers

Nike phantom GTs

Doesn't matter as long as there are no socks to be seen

Doc Martens

Pinstripe brogues

Sterile ones

What's your perfect date?

Jazz bar followed by a postcolonial book chat

Vaccinating each other

Deep sea dive in a homemade sub

Romantic drinks - anally opened

Phoebe Bridgers concert

Metrocentre (me mams given us a fiver)

L'Orange Givree for a cherry chouffe

Meadowsish picnic complete with gouda and stroopwafels

What would you do if your tenant couldn't pay their rent?

Discuss the postcolonial implications of rent collecting

Implode them

Explain to them that their actions are not in the handbook

Send them an invitation to a sexy party

Inject them

Set your goons on them

Open a consolation bottle of Prosecco for them (anally)

Make them use their other assets

Favourite song?

My My My - Armand van Helden

Outlines - Sam Coombes

Tonight (I'm fuckin you) - Enrique Iglesias

Not nineteen forever - Courteeners

Een muis in een molen in mooi Amsterdam - Andre van Duin

Motion sickness - Phoebe Bridgers

Million dollar man - Lana del Rey

Despacito - Luis Fonsi

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