You're a frog! Can you avoid being dissected by a freshman biology class?

Before you start the Wreckventure, we at Wreckfeed want to make sure that you have an accurate depiction of what a "frog" is. A "frog" is an abstract concept, yes, and it may be true that each of us has a "frog" near our heart. "Frogs" are usually smaller than a skyscraper and bigger than a grain of sand, however exceptions to this rule do often occur. "Frogs" are always left-handed, and if you ever encounter a right-handed "frog," then you can be sure that this "frog" is not really a "frog," but is rather a "frog" impersonater or a "frog" phony, if you will. Lastly, "frogs" are not to be confused with sheep, as even though both are green and known for wool production, sheep will instantaneously erupt into flames when in contact with water, while "frogs" will erupt into flames after a minute or so.

Oh, okay, hotshot. Think you know all about frogs, do ya? Well then, pal, we have one question for you, buddy! What sound does a frog make?

Result: GODDAMNIT! WE FRICKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE A FROG WITH A SHEEP! It is clear that you still have no idea what a frog is. You are truly an imbusile, a buffoon! Please refer to the following link to adequately inform yourself before you continue the Wreckventure. http://allaboutfrogs.org/weird/general/whatisfrog.html

Now, what sound do frogs make?

Awesome, you clearly know everything there is to know about frogs! Anyway, you are a frog, and you miraculously survived being trapped in a jar with formaldehyde preservative for a week. You are about to be dissected, and you can't let that happen because you love it when your insides aren't being cut out of you.

God, those freshmen suck for trying to dissect you. You have to escape. How are you going to do this?

Ooh! A fly!

Today must be your lucky day!

Okay, try to stay cool. What do you want to say to the fly?

Wow, would ya look at that. The fly is flipping you off. Nice going, jerk!

Nice! You caught the fly!

Yeah, this is the life