V v. VV (a battle of physical, mental, and ;) strength)

Who has more lower body strength?

Who is Taller?

Who has more upper body strength?

Who had better grades in High-School

Who has bigger hands?

More likely to have a date friend?

Who would you swipe left for on Tinder

Who is more likely to stun someone with their good looks so that they can escape

Most likely to help a witch disguised as a poor, ugly hag who has nothing to offer

Most likely to tell the witch disguised as a poor, ugly hag who has nothing to offer to heck off

Who weighs more?

Who is better at winking?

Who's facial hair is less bad?

Who would be nicer to your friends if they interrupted an event the two of you were at together?

Cleaner Skin?

Longest Eyelashes?

Who has the best record re: spoon use?

Solves a puzzle fastest?

Better at navigating?

Better at spelling?

Better at math?

Better bedside manner?