Who is your Bookish/Fictional boyfriend?
Who is Your Bookish Boyfriend?
Take this hilarious and slightly NSFW quiz to discover your fated fictional boyfriend! Make your choice carefully as the options are crafted with a satirical twist. Will you end up with the perfect mix of charm and flaws?
- 10 quirky questions
- Explore different boyfriend tropes
- Enjoy some playful bookish humor
This is a quiz to see who is your fated fictional boyfriend! Take the quiz to see which type of boyfriend trope you win.
PS: this quiz is a joke and the options are made out of satire so it may seem obvious who u may get but ill try to make it less obv. Also its kind of nsfw. Also u may result in one character or multiple as a trope so yh + there also may be spoilers of somewhat
PSS or is it PPS: yes this only includes male characters because they are easier to criticise
PPPS or PSSS: I havent read THAT many books so a lot of these are just the mainstream characters or obv facts
This is a quiz to see who is your fated fictional boyfriend! Take the quiz to see which type of boyfriend trope you win.
PS: this quiz is a joke and the options are made out of satire so it may seem obvious who u may get but ill try to make it less obv. Also its kind of nsfw. Also u may result in one character or multiple as a trope so yh + there also may be spoilers of somewhat
PSS or is it PPS: yes this only includes male characters because they are easier to criticise
PPPS or PSSS: I havent read THAT many books so a lot of these are just the mainstream characters or obv facts
What's one thing you always need in your ideal boyfriend?
A pen
A fragile ego and abandonment issues that lowkey makes you want to throttle them but is apparently seen as "love"
A big fat dick
Your DNA
A tampon
A stink of a dead corpse
A cane
A cigarette
A book
A crown
Choose a quote:
"Go chase a donut."
"His growls of pleasure filled the tent, drowning out the distant cries of the injured and dying."
"I am become a blade."
You're my sister," he said finally. "My sister, my blood, my family. I should want to protect you"—he laughed soundlessly without any humor—"to protect you from the sort of boys who want to do with you exactly what I want to do."
Going somewhere?”
"You two are practically a fairy tale."
"a hero is just somebody who does the right thing when it would be far, far easier to do nothing."
"Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever.”
I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up."
It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.”
What matters the most to you?
Strength
Loyalty
Friendship
Family
Responsibility
Heroism
Moral/Doing the right thing
Love/Your Lover
What does your boyfriend usually talk about with his friends?
Who has a bigger dick
Make puns
Daddy issues
Gaslight each other
Politics
Depressing literature references
Sports
How to do a robbery and get away with it
Bunch of metaphors about life
Boring ass shit
What does he do during his free time?
Hang out with his best friends
Play minecraft
Spend time with his family
Watch you sleep (w/ or w/o consent)
Busy running a country to have free time
Playing with bugs
Eating breakfast with you and your group of friends
Texting you
Read
Have seggs
What's his toxic trait?
Gaslighting
Posessiveness
Does something morally wrong out of abandonment issues with you
Killing people
Secrets
Distance/lack of contact
Work > you
He will choose you over anything including saving the world
Pride
Ambition
What's his anniversary gift to you?
Seggs
A perfect date
Expensive jewlery
Something sentimental
A collar
A magical item for protection
The nimbus 2000
Nothing
A trip for two to Amsterdam
A book
What is a kink you have? Be honest.
Furries
Shower seggs/water
You don't have one
Sisters/brothers
Chains/cuffs
Dead people
Degrading
Toys
Denial
What do others say often about your boyfriend?
He's soooo hawtttt and manly and straight <333333333
Well I love him too
You can do better
Ew thats pretty gross
You do know he murdered a lot of people... right?
I miss him. He was a good dude.
He was an egotistic, pretentious fucker but a good person too.
What a vile snake
Oh that troublemaker is your bf?
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