The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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While Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect were separated on Prehistoric Earth, Ford kept himself occupied for two weeks by jumping in and out of a lake, that Ford claims thought it was a:

In Rob McKenna's little book, how many different types of rain has he listed down and which type does he despise the most?

Not far from the shack belonging to the Ruler of the Universe, there is a lake lined by

One evening, two years after Arthur was insulted by Wowbagger outside his cave on Prehistoric Earth, some flies were circling around in the cave. What did Arthur and the flies have in common?

Who helped Cthulhu prepare for his interview with Hillman Hunter on the planet Nano?

On the planet Hawalius, outside the Village of Oracles, there is an old woman living in a stinky cave. What powers her photocopier?

As Arthur Dent had just checked in at his NowWhat hotel, a NowWhattian bog hog buries its teeth deep in the thigh of the bell boy. According to the bell boy, the boghog's reason for doing this was that it was:

According to the Old Man atop the poles on the planet Hawalius, the most important property that everyone should own is a:

When returning to Earth in pursuit of Random, Ford delegates caring for the animals in Africa to:

Before returning to Earth and meeting Fenchurch for the first time, Arthur passes by Alpha Centauri and goes shopping at

According to the latest mid-Galactic census, what pet is every person in possession of?

How does Ford Prefect finance his First Class ticket out of Han Dold City?

What does the MC at Milliways, Max Quordlepleen, think of the vikings who show off their thunder and lightning powers

What two excuses did the prophet Zarquon's give for arriving late to Milliways?

Rob McKenna tries his best (and almost succeeds) to block which driver from overtaking his truck?

Judiciary Pag is more commonly known as:

According to Tricia's gardener Eric Bartlett, space aliens tend to come in from:

According to Old Thrashbarg of the planet Lamuella, villagers who don't have faith in his prophecies will:

If you find yourself in need of a bass player in Han Dold City, how much should expect to fork out for one?

Among many other things, peekabirds are startled by these two things:

Visitors at the Domain of the King are expected to park their vehicles:

Which character is most likely to confuse an orthopedist?

Contrary to popular belief, The King left Earth:

According to the Golgafrinchan Captain of the B Ark, the best place to find soap is

Before the invention of the Infinite improbability drive, the only way to travel faster than the speed of light was by harnessing the power of: