Marigold's Home for the Magically Inclined and the Criminally Insane
Marigold's Magical Quiz
Welcome to Marigold's Home for the Magically Inclined and the Criminally Insane! This quiz is designed to help you explore the depths of your soul and quirkiness through a series of whimsical and thought-provoking questions.
Discover your true self by answering questions like:
- Which Lemon Demon lyric resonates with you?
- What is magic to you?
- How would you craft a boat on a desert island?
Which of these Lemon Demon lyrics do you connect to most?
TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX
Only eating the occasional maintenance man
Leonard Nimoy, call me back!
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh No)
Now, let go of Solstice and save our souls
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?
Gravity is crucial, geomagnetism
Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet, Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete
Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody
Involuntary spasms, Like a bowl full of jelly
Who?
Which of these most closely aligns to your gender identity?
Two slugs in a trenchcoat
Specifically mustard
You know when you flip a coin in the air, and you feel that tension of not knowing which side its gonna land on, and you're excited to know but when you go to catch it you swat it into a storm drain and it's lost forever? That.
The roach that lives underneath my Aunt Bertha's fridge
Male
Anything but male
Jorts
The moon, but only when its waning
Frog
Do not refer to me
I am all, all is I
Mind your damn business
How much clothing do you think is the correct amount of clothing?
If I could wear a mountain, I would
I wear jackets indoors in the summer
I am from the midwest I wear basketball shorts in the winter
If GOD didn't wanna see my TAUGHT ASS he shouldn't have made JORTS
No shirt no shoes no service
Idk like 5?
I just paint over my private parts
A singular satin glove
I go skinny dipping in the local fountain
You do you fam
How would you craft a boat if you were stranded on a desert island?
5 wood planks, duh
What do I have as materials?
I AM the boat
Just drink the ocean and walk
Titanic 2 babey!
Just some wood and rope will do
Bananas
I would form a rudimentary escape vehical using nothing but bark, plant fiber, and one (1) local monkey
I can breathe water???
What if I like it here, why would I wanna go back?
Last night you had a horrible dream and awoke screaming, drenched in sweat. What did you dream?
I dreamt that I burned, my body covered in a hot pain so great it was no longer pain, no longer anything the human tongue could capture the depths of. The flames consumed me until I lost myself, blending into the fire, desperately grasping for a self I no longer remembered, only knowing the hunger of the flame. I awoke screaming from fear, crying from loss, and cold, cold, like the absence of a lover's arms.
I dreamt I was discovered, the secret I had been hiding so long torn out from inside of me and brought into the light, screaming in agony like a newborn child. I dreamt I was pulled from the safety of my cave, my attic, my prison, my home, and dragged kicking and screaming into the village square. I listened to them discuss me, and they did not understand, but I could not speak, could not stop them. I dreamt of a pillar of fire, and awoke screaming, unsure if the fire was the stake on which I was to be burned, or the divine punishment sent down to those who tried to consume me. I screamed a scream of fear and wrath, a great sounding of the fires inside of me.
I dreamt that I loved, A handsome apparition in a house I had never been to before but remembered, somehow. They whispered to me, soft and lovely, but always concealed by the darkness, by a veil, by some sort of vague lilac scented smoke that seemed to drift between the two of you, making you feel dizzy and breathless whenever you inhaled. The moment you managed to break down the barriers between you they'd be gone, and the playful whispering began again behind you, fanning the flames of your desire even greater. You dreamed within your dream of holding them, touching them, whispering back to them your love, your adoration, but the moment had you finally caught them, finally taken their hand in yours, you woke up. As you woke you screamed, for the love lived still inside you, greater than ever, but the whispering has ceased, never to be heard again.
I dreamt that I looked in a mirror and did not recognize the face it held, that I opened my diary and found it empty. I ran to my friends, my neighbors, begging them to tell me who I was, and they looked at me and said, "Who? I'm sorry, do I know you?" I tried to find photos we had of precious memories, of times we held in our hearts together, and found myself absent. "See how easy you were removed," they said. "Will you ever find yourself? Does it really even matter?" I woke up screaming, screaming not just from fear but the desperate need to hear myself, to hear my voice, and as I heard it I knew who's voice it was, I knew, I remembered and I knew.
I dreamt that I had all and lost all, that I stood on the ruins of the kingdom I had controlled with the bodies of my loyal knights at my feet. I saw spires of gold and marble crumble, and heard the agonized screams of my citizens and lovers at the hands on my enemies. My crown was torn from me, my cloak thrown onto the ground, and they laughed, laughed to see me so fallen from glory, laughed with joy that finally, finally, I was nothing. As they leveled the sword with my neck and prepared to strike, I awoke screaming- no longer sure, now, no longer sure if it was better to have loved and loss or better to have never loved at all, for I no longer feel the sword at my neck, but I no longer remember the feeling of gold in my hand.
I dreamt that everything was dying, that the oceans turned black with oil and the plants around me withered and died. The trees bore no fruit, the birds sang no song, and the air was thick with the stench of death and despair. No animals to run in the forest, no forest to hold them. No fish in the sea, no clean water to house them. I pulled the last carrot from the ground and took a bite, desperate to taste anything besides death, desperate to remember how I once lived, and it turned to ash in my mouth. I awoke screaming, for when I awoke I remembered it wasn't a dream. It wasn't a dream at all.
I haven't slept in 12 years.
Bold of you to assume that I have ever been awake.
I dreamt that I was carried aloft by a seagull into the endless expanse of space, kissed by every star that we passed and loved by the absence of life itself.
Uhhhhh, something about bees?
What is magic?
Fake
The very lifeblood of the universe and reality
7
Chaos incarnate
Fun party tricks
Gun but better
Frustrating
I don't know, I'm not a NERD!
Like when you kiss somebody and you feel alive, but I can use it to throw fire at people
WITCHCRAFT! BURN AT THE STAKE YOU WHORE!
In a single word, describe the plot of Supernatural.
Homophobic
Gay
Sweaty
Spooky
Tumblr
Chaotic
What?
Sure
Impala
Pie
What is your love language?
Soup
Touch
Platonic Flirting
3 AM Discord Calls
Skeletal Remains (And Flowers)
Like, Spanish?
When they remember your birthday
I am illiterate
The Rapture
Guns
What flavor of playdough?
Red
Blue
Purple
Yellow
Green
Orange
Brown
Crunchy
The one where the all got mixed together
I don't eat playdough?
When was the last time you clipped your toenails?
Today
Last Month
Everyday
I am doing so right now
Let me check my notes
Well this jar is just labeled "Febuary"
It's been a while...
My toenails are LONG and I am PROUD OF THEM
I got hag nails
I don't cut my nails, just bend them until they snap off
If you grew a tail, how would you wear pants?
Poke a hole for it
Tuck
Wear it like a belt
It can just poke out the top
Wrap it around one leg
Wear a skirt
Wear a KILT
Nope, tail's comin off
Manufacture a new line of tail branded jeans
Just hang the pants lower
How many times have you got your head stuck in a hole in the fence?
It was ONE TIME
I plead the fifth
Fence? Never...
Never
It was only stuck for a second, luckily I had my axe with me
Head? No, I got my dick stuck in there once though
This feels like a personal attack
Twenty Seven
Today: once, tomorrow: who knows?
Once. Now we don't have a fence anymore.
Which famous Dr. Seuss title is the name of your first debut album?
The Pocket Book of Boners
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose
Bartholomew and the Oobleck
Gerald McBoing Boing
Green Eggs and Ham
Too Many Daves
The Foot Book
My Book about ME
I Am Not Going to Get Up Today!
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