Kool Kids Klub aptitude test / Classic knowledge

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World knowledge / Warm up) Which starting location do you prefer?

Class knowledge / Warm up) You are pondering on which race would be the strongest for a warrior on the Alliance. What will you go with?

Moral choice) You see a night elf rogue stealing from an innocent human vendor while walking in Stormwind trade quarter. What do you choose to do about it?

Moral choice) You spot a night elf child playing in Menethil harbour. Her parents are likely grinding and just left her to tend for herself. What will you do about it?

Class knowledge) Which character should you invite to your Gnomeregan party?

World knowledge) Which Alliance races architecture is the best?

Moral choice) You come across a night elf priest who is being attacked by two dirty orcs. You could intervene and help but you are uncertain if it is worth it. What do you choose to do?

Moral choice) You are visiting your niece in Menethil harbour as you see yet another boat roll in from Darnassus. It is packed full of Night elves coming to do your quests, grind your mobs, mine your veins, herb your herbs and so on. You feel sick as if you had just eaten a week old sock. As you gather yourself what do you feel is the right course of action?

Social skills) You are sipping on an iced stormbrew stout in Goldshire tavern on the classic server of Noggenfogger. What do you think would be an appropriate greeting when you see a night elf warrior walk in?

Common sense) You visit your aunt Sturmhilde Heinzwauf in the grand city of Stormwind which is a marvel of modern engineering. Your poor aunt tells you that some rascals stole the exhaust from her mechanostrider. You could report this to the Stormwind guard but you are real gangsta and decide to take things into your own hands. Which city quarters should you go to in order to likely find the thieves?

Imagination challenge special question) Imagine if you will that you are a night elf living in the city of Stormwind. Your sister Shaquisha is sick with poison or some voodoo shit, you don't really know. Mustering all of your decency you choose to try to help her, but that really took it all. But that REALLY took it all. How will you procure the coin required to pay the priest? Check all valid ideas.

Leveling experience) You are running along on yet another annoying fetch quest on Duskwoods southern road. Your eyes are weary. Your mind broken many a level ago. Your hand is no longer on the keyboard. To spice things up you conjure a plan to press space to jump. What do you want to do?

Social skills) The election is mere days away and the people are voting for the next warden of Stormwind. It is the last chance to convince the voters in the debate tonight. You are the human candidate. There is also a candidate from each of the other races of the Alliance. But all is not well. Your intelligence leaves a lot to be desired, your personality is annoying at best, your hairstyle a travesty, your looks questionable and not once in your life has anyone said anything good about your wisdom. Which tactics should you employ in order to gain more votes?