Which character are you most like?

Your house is messy and cluttered, how do you feel?

Great! It's lived in and comfortable.

I'll get to cleaning when I can.

FML there's so much to do and I can't focus like this but I also don't have time. UGH.

*leaves my house so I don't have to see it*

But... This is how it always looks?

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy cleaning.

How embarrassing! No one can ever come over when it's like this.

You call that messy and cluttered, I call it happy. (But also, has anyone seen my charger?)

You're taking someone out on a first date, where do you go?

The Ice skating rink. Fun activities we can try together will help us make memories.

Coffee and a movie. It's low-key and we wont have to talk too much if we feel uncomfortable.

Romantic dinner for two on the boardwalk. Go big or go home.

My house where we can bake together, watch Netflix and cuddle.

Haunted House? Amusement park? County fair? We need an event to go out.

There's nothing better than a long hike and sunset picnic.

Bar. Always bar. Social lubricants are important.

First date? We've been on dates before! We just went to the grocery store yesterd--

You get into a petty argument with your partner, what most likely caused it?

Why did you put the EXPIRED MILK back in the FRIDGE???

It's 4:30am and you're still working. Get your ass in bed already.

I just don't see why we have to invite your parents...

You asked for my honest opinion, and yeah, I think that shirt is shit.

You know I hate it when we're late! Hurry up!

I had a dream about you cheating on me last night...

*SIGHS* "What's wrong?"/ "Nothing, It's fine!"

I told you we had no service out here! Pull over, let's ask for directions.

You're about to have sex; set the scene...

We're making out in the dark and have all the time in the world. Let's take it slow.

I've been waiting all day. We're driving home and I can't keep my hands to myself. I'm teasing you... Keep your eyes on the road!

"Okay, yeah. I'll be there around midnight. Yes, I know I have to work tomorrow but I want to see you."

Rock, Paper, Scissors--!

There are people in the other room but who cares. I can be quiet... Kind of.

Well, we were gonna have sex... We started to but then fell asleep.

This public changing room is cramped, there's barely any room to breathe. It's hot and exciting. I probably won't last long.

Lube is in the glove compartment. Hurry up, Jesus we don't have time for this!

You accidentally made your partner cry... How do you fix it?

Flowers and a heartfelt apology.

Give them space, they'll come around.

Make a joke to ease the tension. If I can get them to laugh it will be fine.

A handwritten note that's forward and honest.

Do something nice for them to make up for it-- maybe finish their laundry or do the dishes.

Cry in response to their crying. It was an accident!

Guess we're having make-up sex tonight.

Talk it out calmly. Agree not to make the same mistake twice.

You're painting your bathroom. What color(s)?

White and teal or mint. Nice, clean, fresh..

Black, red and white.

Just white. Then I can accessorize/change things as much as I want.

Eggshell/light grey with plum accents.

Navy blue.

All the colors! No wait! Orange! No-- Green! No-- purple! I can't choose...

Plaid yellows/earthy greens.

Maybe... beige?

It's your turn to cook, what's on the menu tonight?

Pasta, homemade sauce and Italian sausage. Let's carb it up.

Korean BBQ. White rice. Something spicy.

Take out. Always take out.

Fancy grilled cheese and roasted tomato soup.

Ribs, macaroni salad, sweet rolls... beer.

Veggie stir-fry and lots of room for desert.

Breakfast for dinner! Pancakes! Waffles! French Toast!

Steak and potatoes. Ceasar Salad.

You see an elderly woman drop her groceries across the street, how do you react?

Immediately go and help her. Don't even ask permission. When she tells you that she's fine, you ignore her and continue.

Wait to see if she can handle it on her own, you don't want to embarrass her if she's got it.

Offer to help gently.

Keep to yourself and let someone else do it. You feel bad about it for a month after though.

Help her, then offer to carry the groceries to her car for her. Then refuse to let her pay you for the trouble.

Try to help, then get yelled at because that's just your luck. Serves you right for trying to be a decent human being.

Call out to her. She probably didn't hear you... But oh well, you tried.

You go to try and help her, then drop your groceries all over the floor and someone has to help you instead.

Game night at your house! What are you playing?

Classic board games. We have lots of snacks.

Card games. Let's place some bets.

Unusual games. Games that are bound to humiliate someone.

Spin the bottle. Seven minutes in Heaven. Truth or dare. (Alcohol is involved)

Mario Cart and Super Smash bros.

A story-based video game thats better for two people to enjoy. I don't have enough friends.

We were going to play something, but we just ended up in deep conversation all night.

Strategy and Team-based games.

How did you end up with your pet?

I thought about it for a while before going to the shelter and picking out the one that needed a home most.

I saved up to buy it because I wanted this very specific breed.

This mangy thing showed up on my doorstep and I tried not to feed it, but well...

Someone I know couldn't care for it anymore, so I took it in.

My therapist told me I should have a support animal. I was skeptical at first but now I'm very pleased.

Plants count right?

Which pet??? I have way too many to remember.

It was given to me as a gift after I lost my last pet.

You and your partner are slow dancing... Set the scene.

It's just us in our living room. It started as a joke but now we're really into it.

It's a formal occasion. Neither of us wanted to be here but, I guess this isn't so bad.

We're on a romantic vacation/cruise. The ballroom is full of light and energy.

We're cooking together while listening to old 50's swing music. It's a little faster paced.

Your song comes on in the club. Everyone is drunk and you might be making a fool of yourself but whatever.

I cornered my partner and refused to move until they danced with me. We laughed the entire time.

This is fun! It doesn't matter when or where!

Under the porch light on a hot summer night. No one better know we're out here.

What is your view on having kids?

Kids are important to me. I don't think I could be in a relationship with someone who didn't eventually want kids too.

If my partner wants them, I want them. I don't NEED them though.

No. Fuck no. They're expensive and noisy and selfish and no.

If I have kids, it's going to be through adoption so I can help someone who really needs it.

Maybe later in life... undecided.

Yes please.

If it happens, it happens!

Who would want to bring children into this world?

How important is family?

Very important. Family is your #1.

It's important, but if they're toxic then let em go.

I think family is who you make it. Blood doesn't mean anything.

Meh.

I would be lost without my family, but I understand some people aren't that lucky.

Family AND friends are important.

Depends on the situation.

I'm indifferent.

What really gets you down?

Seeing sad commercials on TV. I have to change the channel.

Feeling inferior for no reason.

Trying your best and still failing.

When the people around me are sad.

Not being able to work/follow daily routine.

Being homesick/missing loved ones

When I'm lonely.

Not having enough money to provide for myself and loved ones.

Where are you going on vacation?

To the beach.

A big city with lots of sights to see.

Someplace comfortable and close to home

Road trip! We'll stop wherever we run out of gas.

The mountains/lake/camping

Someplace far away and foreign

To visit family in my hometown.

What's a vacation?

You just broke up with your long-term partner. What are you doing?

Eating my feelings.

Trying to go back to life as normal. Keeping busy to distract myself.

Crying. Just... crying.

Drinking. It wont last forever, I promise.

Debating on whether or not I should reach out to them and try to be friends

Seeking a rebound

Burning all the shit they left at my house.

Calling my mom and going out with friends as much as I can, so I don't have to be alone.

You're out at the bar and someone hits on your partner... What do you do?

Calmly tell the person that they are taken

Make it known they are taken by showing more affection to your partner

Sit back and see what happens-- this could get interesting.

Fight now, ask questions later

Nothing... But maybe secretly hope for a threesome.

"HEY, BACK OFF!" cause a scene.

Put yourself between them and your partner. Glare.

Cry because this ALWAYS HAPPENS, GODDAMMIT.

Your first year anniversary is coming up... What are your plans?

Plan a trip someplace sentimental.

Candles, roses, red wine and a fun new toy.

Accidentally plan the same thing your partner does

Stay in bed all day and spend quality time together

Flowers, candy. A simple dinner date and a nice hotel room.

Insist on NOT making an plans, but end up getting a card and writing something nice in it anyway.

Make a photo album and burn a CD with your favorite songs on it.

Buy a practical gift and cook your favorite meal.

What is your ideal boss type?

I am my own boss. I make the rules.

Hot bod... Pretty eyes... Nice big, strong hands.

Strict but fair.

Easy going and understanding.

Absent. Please don't come around and hover.

Open to change and feedback from employees.

Informative and realistic

Goal oriented. Willing to do grunt work if needed.

How long did this quiz take you to complete?

Too fucking long

A while, but its okay, I was entertained.

Not long at all

I kept second-guessing myself... so IDK

No time at all! It was easy.

I was supposed to keep track of how long this took?

I'm not even done because I skipped questions and have to go back.

Doesnt matter, If I don't get the character I want I'm gonna go back and do it again.

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