DK_INSPECT YOUR HOME WITH US_04.06.2018

First go to the main entrance and vibe on it.

Ah, my portal to Mother Earth

The world is my stage and it starts here

Just swipe right to enter!

I can see IRL from here

Now go over to your fav couch and remember the best times there.

That couch has seen some spicy drama

Browsed some pretty good memes here

Ah you know. Some movies. Some chill

This is where I think of potatoes and kale

Where do you binge series btw?

Can’t play the game without an actual throne

Series? I prefer binging vegetables

When I binge, time and space disappears

Anywhere and everywhere and all the time

Use two of the ears on your head to analyze the sound levels – how are they?

I only hear wind and chirping birds. In my head

Everyone in here wants to be seen AND heard 100%

What, like outside my headphones? Who knows

Depends on if my phone is on mute or not

Hurry into your living room – what’s the energy like in there like?

Peaceful. A plant-like silence.

Let’s just settle for chaotic

Just waiting for a date to happen

Wait, is this an app?

And which exotic animal would feel most at home there?

A flock of Persian cats. A flock.

Eh. ALL of them.

GIFs only, please

I’m practically a flamingo myself

Ah, your own room. Describe the hangouts in there.

Beyond dramatic, way beyond

This is where the group chats happen

*Blushing*

This is where I blog about potatoes and kale

And with one nose, what’s the most common smell in your kitchen?

Mmm, nature

Anything my date is into hihi

Salt. We’re all salty here

Online ordered takeaway. Classic

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