TFSP News Quiz: 051418

1) After just one date, a 31 year old woman "fell in love" and began stalking the man she went out with. During the following weeks after the singular date she went on with the man, she did three out of the four following things (I made up ONE, the rest are real), and ended up getting arrested by the police.

A) Got a tattoo of his name on her lower back

B) Sent him over 65,000 texts

C) Showed up at his work pretending to be his wife

D) Told the man she wanted to bathe in his blood

2) A handful of years ago, a 12 year old Norwegian boy saved his sister and himself from a moose attack when they got lost during a walk through a forest. The boy first taunted the moose so it would leave his sister alone and then feigned death so the moose would lose interest. The boy claimed to have learned to do these things from this:

A) Playing the popular online game World of Warcraft

B) Watching youtube videos

C) Watching his favorite ‘80s action movies

D) From watching reruns of his favorite show “Crocodile Hunter”

3) A jealous 24 year old boyfriend of a UK woman made the news after the man got home from an outing with friends to discover his girlfriend had gone out for a girls night. This enraged the man, who proceeded to this:

A) Burned her favorite vibrators

B) Shaved her longhaired cat, leaving just a “lion’s mane” on it

C) Logged in to her Facebook from her home computer and posted pictures of her in lingerie he had saved

D) Drew numerous “veiny cocks” on her family photos she had hung on her walls with permanent marker

4) A video surfaced this week of Ian Park, a 6’4” 300 lb rookie linebacker for the Eagles, singing THIS unexpected tune with amazing accuracy. What is he singing in this video that went viral?

A) The theme song to the video game Halo

B) The opening song to Golden Girls

C) Prince’s hit song “Kiss”

D) The seemingly impossible to sing opera song from the movie The Fifth Element

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