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Which of the following pastimes is the most appropriate for the devout, conservative Christian?

Collecting and occasionally wearing very big hats

Smoking cigars to the glory of God

Consuming the linguistic ramblings of a certain peculiar fox

Measuring John Calvin's height

Which of the following dictators is also a Methodist pastor and worship leader?

Benito Mussolini

Steven Anderson

Adolf Hitler

Mao Zedong

Which of the following statements about Ubo is the most accurate?

He is not reasonable enough

He is too reasonable, methinks

He has just the right amount of reason

All of the above

Which of the following books is usually seen as the definitive refutation of the Roman Catholic religion?

Oh No Peter

The Institutes of the Christian Faith

The Book of Concord

That DM you got from a really toxic orthobro a couple days ago

What is the proper response to an unbeliever's request for a theodicy?

Alvin Plantinga's free will defense

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A presuppositional argument about morality

An argument from the ontological perfection of God

Which of the following theological statements is the most accurate?

All Lutherans are papists.

All arminians are Pelagians.

All calvinists are gnostics.

All orthobros are hobos.

Christians, what do we believe?

The Apostle's Creed

The Apostle's creed

The Apostle Creed

The Apostles' Creed

Which of the following weather phenomena is associated with misogyny?

A breeze

A gust

A wind

A hurricane

Complete the hymn: In the land of lovely loving...

...we are blessed to be in Christ

...our hope is none but God

...it is lovely to be loved

...death is cast into the grave

Which of the following fish is intimately connected to a revival of calvinist doctrine in 19th-century England?

The sea bass

The swordfish

The sturgeon

The clown fish

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