I am a burnt-out, laid-off, or otherwise dissatisfied:
Nurse
Librarian
Consultant
Factory worker
I dream of opening a:
Chocolate shop
Cupcake shop
Bakery
Vintage sweetshop
Book shop
Book van
I am tired of:
London
Life
Everything
Plymouth
I have found distant relatives, cheap accommodation, or some other reason to go to a quirky small village in:
The Highlands
The Midlands
The Hebrides
A fictional St. Michael's Mount
London (aka Stokey pre-hipsters)
Any cold island
I am currently:
In a dead-end and unfulfilling relationship
Heartbroken after a breakup
Very, very single
The village seems to be grudgingly accepting me! All except that intriguing:
Beekeeper
Fisherman
Farmer
Nurse
Boss/colleague
Reclusive laird
Oh no, I flirted/slept with the wrong person at the village fete, or otherwise created a romantic misunderstanding! Luckily my _____________ is there to help me pick up the pieces.
Exuberant best friend
Crochety great-aunt
Benevolent grandfather
Surprisingly supportive ex
Right, I’ve ditched the bad relationship that took far too long to unravel and am ready to start anew. But what about my real life? This was only supposed to be temporary! I go back only to find:
London is dirty and smelly and cold. I have never noticed this before.
Most of my old friends are useless muppets and I’m better off without them.
The fresh air and judgmental nosiness of village life is preferable to the daily indignities of the city.
I like the new life I've been complaining about much better.
But how will I keep a small business afloat?
An influx of regular local customers see you turning a tidy profit within a month.
Seems like my life’s all sorted then. I’ve got this adorable cottage, more space than I had in the city, instant friends, and a spicy new love interest. But wait, s/he has:
A dog
Kids
Bees
A bunch of hangups
Which you:
Overcome
Learn to live with
Are really, really good at handling
Get rid of
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