Which One of Upperclass Hall's Numerous Defects Are You?

What is your ideal Friday night?

Making insensitive jokes and insulting the intelligence of whoever calls you out on it

A spot of arson

Locking myself in my room and never coming out

Raiding some poor soul's snack stash

Booze

Anything, as long as there's a bong involved

Tripping anyone who dares to approach you

Which of these video games is your favorite?

Antz: The Game (1999)

Firewatch (2016)

Super Mario 64 (1996), just for the part with the endless staircase

Madden Whatever-Number-We're-On-Now (????)

Grand Theft Auto series (1997-)

Dark Souls (2011), but only in someone else's room until they kick you out at midnight

The Legend of Zelda (whichever one has the most locked doors)

What's your favorite pastime?

Terrorizing mudbloods

Waking unsuspecting victims in the middle of the night

Gettin' my lift on, brah

Keeping the people who rely on me from getting where they need to go

Collecting water in my horrendously inefficient storm drain

Assembling in the corner of my human host's room, waiting for the perfect moment to strike

Smelling really bad, all the time

You're walking around campus when you see someone harassing your friend! What do you do?

Trip him

Gather my allies and consume him whole

Lock him out of his dorm somehow

Get really high

Make him believe you burned all of his possessions, then reveal that it was just a juvinile prank

Probably join him because I'm a piece of human trash

Crush him for violating the MAN'S CODE OF HONOR

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