Which of the Five FantasyFellowship Teams do you align with?

Oops! You missed your alarm and you’re late for work! What do you do?

A: Say “Fuck.”

B: You’re always late for work. Work is late for you.

C. Shrug and whistle a happy tune. You have nowhere urgent to be

D. Run! Maybe you’ll make it in time!

E. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills

You’re in a bar and some PUNK is looking to start a fight. What do you do?

A: Ignore him, maybe he’ll go away before you are obliged to destroy him. Which you hate, because then you tend to get kicked out of the bar

B: Tell him he’s a punk and you’ll tell his mum or arrest him, whichever he would least prefer

C: Charm him with a funny story and offer him a drink

D: Immediately bite him

E: Stare him down with your scary eyes

What do you fear most?

A: Living long enough to become the villain, or losing your adopted but very reckless daughter

B: Not holding yourself to the standards you hold others to, or failing to read bedtime stories to your son

C: uh, Your instrument failing you mid-performance

D: Stags. Don’t ask. Also, ominous fire gods

E: Loss of social / political status

What would your favourite place to chill out be?

A: Somewhere with a big, dramatic bathtub which I can brood in

B: Somewhere where nobody is actively trying to kill me, but otherwise, a pub

C: Somewhere with really great acoustics and a lively atmosphere, I’m an extrovert

D: Forest

E: Somewhere luxurious and expensive, as is my due

What’s your greatest love?

A: Can a monster truly love? Am I a monster??? idk maybe my sword or my adopted daughter

B: my home city ofc

C: SONG!!! And my OWN VOICE!!

D: this human who picked me up when I was baby

E: power, very specifically, the One

How do you style your hair?

A: Grease, blood, raw sexuality

B: helmet hair mostly

C: I always look amazingly coiffed no matter what

D: short but thick against the cold. more fur, really

E: according to my culture of origin

Bonus question: how do you fold your arms?

A: What the fuck are you on about?

B: In exasperation, mostly

C: On stage, exaggeratedly

D: Have forelimbs can’t comment

E: under my breasts OBVIOUSLY.