Which of the Five FantasyFellowship Teams do you align with?

Oops! You missed your alarm and you’re late for work! What do you do?
A: Say “Fuck.”
B: You’re always late for work. Work is late for you.
C. Shrug and whistle a happy tune. You have nowhere urgent to be
D. Run! Maybe you’ll make it in time!
E. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills
You’re in a bar and some PUNK is looking to start a fight. What do you do?
A: Ignore him, maybe he’ll go away before you are obliged to destroy him. Which you hate, because then you tend to get kicked out of the bar 
B: Tell him he’s a punk and you’ll tell his mum or arrest him, whichever he would least prefer
C: Charm him with a funny story and offer him a drink 
D: Immediately bite him
E: Stare him down with your scary eyes
What do you fear most?
A: Living long enough to become the villain, or losing your adopted but very reckless daughter 
B: Not holding yourself to the standards you hold others to, or failing to read bedtime stories to your son
C: uh, Your instrument failing you mid-performance
D: Stags. Don’t ask. Also, ominous fire gods
E: Loss of social / political status
What would your favourite place to chill out be?
A: Somewhere with a big, dramatic bathtub which I can brood in
B: Somewhere where nobody is actively trying to kill me, but otherwise, a pub
C: Somewhere with really great acoustics and a lively atmosphere, I’m an extrovert
D: Forest
E: Somewhere luxurious and expensive, as is my due
What’s your greatest love?
A: Can a monster truly love? Am I a monster??? idk maybe my sword or my adopted daughter
B: my home city ofc
C: SONG!!! And my OWN VOICE!!
D: this human who picked me up when I was baby
E: power, very specifically, the One
How do you style your hair?
A: Grease, blood, raw sexuality
B: helmet hair mostly
C: I always look amazingly coiffed no matter what
D: short but thick against the cold. more fur, really
E: according to my culture of origin
Bonus question: how do you fold your arms?
A: What the fuck are you on about?
B: In exasperation, mostly
C: On stage, exaggeratedly
D: Have forelimbs can’t comment
E: under my breasts OBVIOUSLY.
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