3. WOW, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE HEADLINING A FESTIVAL! We’ll reveal your band name.

The tour bus you’re traveling in is so you. It features:

Fog. Inside.

Gold-plated gaming consoles.

A book of poetry about each member.

A fine selection of printed out memes.

You always travel in VIP secrecy. Still, there’s one way to find you before each show:

Eh, the flock of ravens you travel with.

Your squad is the size of a small city.

Your social media check-ins. At culture spots.

Your pre-party can be heard from miles away.

Being global superstars is cool. Your list of stuff you request before each show includes:

Ah of course. A large, black cloud.

The best cereals, snacks and sodas money can buy.

A dish you refer to as The Rolling Scones. Eh.

Fine memes. Printed out... On fine paper.

Ok, let’s go back to being VIP again – your backstage is pretty cool too. It features:

Absolute. Darkness.

One jeweled throne per member.

The old vintage couch you started your band in.

The entire backstage area is a pool party.

These days: opinions on your albums are everywhere. The reviews all say the same thing:

� :( “

�LIT!”

�It’s already vintage IMO.”

�I literally can’t even. What is this?”

It’s the same story with the headlines before every show. Newspapers always write:

They don’t write, they just post a black page.

�There’s a whole lot of future right here.”

�Oi that’s proper classic!”

�Urgh, it’s this band again.”

Managers. Can’t live with them, can live without them. You have one and they always:

Hiss at daylight.

(You don’t remember who is who in your squad tbh)

Brag about you. 24/7.

Post tour memes online.

If it isn’t obvious by now, your band name really echoes in your stage decoration:

It looks like a rainy, foggy, pitch-black night.

Huge, golden sculptures of everyone in the group.

Red velvet curtains and tropical palms.

Your DJ booth is more or less a spaceship.

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