Would You Survive as a KJHK DJ?

You wake up in the body of a KJHK DJ, living in a freshman dorm. Your phone buzzes, it's an alarm to tell you your radio set starts in 5 minutes. How are you getting to your set?

You get to the station and the door is locked. You realize you forgot your ID card, so you need to call for help. Who do you call?

You got into the station, but the Zetta system is down and there's dead air. What do you do?

Zetta is working again, what song do you play?

You do a mic break, but stub your toe immediately after signing off, and let out a curse word. But oh no! Your mic was on, and you committed a big FCC no no. Which curse word did you say?

You get an angry caller, upset that you played 100 gecs. How do you respond?

A Grizzly bear has wandered into the station and is eating the snacks. What do you do?

You break an FCC guideline and get fined $15,000. How do you raise the money?