Which 'Anyway Murder' character am I?

You've had a little bit too much to drink. Do you:

Profess your love for everyone

Talk about that time you abandoned a crew of pirates in a cave full of cursed treasure

Discuss the colors of numbers and get really serious about it

Pass out

Start singing loudly

Order all the food

You're trying to get information from somebody. Do you:

Comment on the size of their ears

Compliment their ears

Slap on a fake moustache and a thick accent

Lay on the charm and slip them a few coins

Just ask nicely (what the fuck you guys this isn't hard??)

Zone of Truth them!

You find a severed hand in a crate of textiles. Do you:

Take it with you, who knows when it might come in handy

Find the ledger and see what destination the crate would be handed over to

Throw up a little bit

Make an ungodly amount of hand puns

Roll your eyes at all the hand puns

Focus on the matter at hand and make sure none of the other crates contain limbs

Oh look! The unmistakeable tracks of a giant constrictor snake!

I lick the ground to figure out how long ago it's been here

Ooohhh do you think it has babies I'd love a pet snake they're adorable

I'm already halfway back to town no thanks!

I'll look for a way to go around it

Let me check if I have any granola bars to offer it

If I survive this, the song I'll write about it will be epic

Pick a song:

Into the Unknown - Panic! At the Disco

The Secret Garden - AURORA

Go Big Or Go Home - American Authors

Paranoid - Black Sabbath

Welcome to the Void - The Kings of Frog Island

Everything at Once - Lenka

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